Wearing a very tight pair of shorts and a matching (and equally tight) white top, Pamela was busting out of her outfit. And though at first glance, you might think, “What is she wearing?” Hey, just remember — it’s a strip club.

The irony of Pamela Anderson attending the opening (along with Audrina Patridge among others) is Pamela’s affiliation with PETA. The actress has posed naked for their anti-fur campaign, “I’d rather go naked…” and has been a very vocal supporter of the animal rights group. But hey, I’m sure steak isn’t the only thing on their menu — she probably had a salad for dinner. You can see Pamela’s 2008 ad for PETA below.

I’ll give it to Pamela, I love her choice in handbags and her shoes! Her Mary Jane pumps feature a pointed toe and hidden platform for a little extra height. Neutral colors in shoes like this are perfect for spring and summertime (but maybe would work better with a dress rather than this ensemble).

At 40-something years old, you’d think Pamela would start to cover up her bod a little bit. But I guess if you’ve got it, flaunt it. Right?

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Carmen Electra and her boyfriend Rob Patterson celebrated her 37th birthday at the Wet Republic pool party at the MGM Grand Resort Casino in Vegas.

And even though, she wore an adorable Boho-inspired blue sundress, Carmen didn’t take off the dress all day. She was hanging out poolside with a group of other bikini-clad ladies but stayed fully dressed. Though it’s not iron clad proof of her pregnancy, it’s definitely unusual. We all know that Carmen isn’t shy about showing off her bod in a bikini. So could she be hiding a baby bump under her loose dress? It seems like the rumors might be true.

Only time will tell if indeed she has a bun in the oven, but at this point Carmen isn’t denying it. Despite her bad dye job, Carmen did look very cute as she turned 37.  She was all ready for summertime in her sunglasses, sundress and sandals. Carmen’s outfit gets a big thumbs up, while Rob Patterson … not so much.

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I adore her look here. The colorful striped flouncy skirt so feminine and fun. She accessorize well with a pair of pointy black pumps. She’s a big fan of headbands and this one is really cute. The band is accented with tiny crystal bows. Headbands are really trendy right now and Paris has been wearing them for years and years. She has a fresh, flirty look that is prefect for springtime.

Here top looks like it’s hanging a little too low and she could use a strapless bra for a little extra support. But other than that she looks great. Paris was in attendance with her latest beau, baseball player Doug Reinhardt. Rumor has it that two were out shopping for a house this week. They have been together for just a short time but he seems like a much better match than her previous long-term boyfriend, Benji Madden.

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Miley obviously loves her jewelry, but sometimes it’s too much. If you are going to wear a stack of bangles on each arm, don’t add layers of necklaces too. Too much jewelry takes you from trendy to just gaudy.

Then, we have the skirt. Though this is a typical Miley Cyrus-Hannah Montana look, the high-waisted, tiered skirt is short enough that it almost resembles a tutu. Something a little more form fitting (or longer) would look much better. Her almond toe pumps are nice, albeit simple choice. They don’t really match the rest of the look.

Though Miley is still just a teenager herself, many teens and tweens look up to her and mimic her style. I’d love to see her in some more chic dresses instead of her teeny-bopper ensembles as she approaches adulthood. I’ll give it to her that her gowns at the latest awards shows and other major events have been very pretty selections for the most part.

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Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker were among the celebrity arrivals at opening night of the Broadway show, “Mary Stuart.” SJP wore black leggings and a silky black tunic. Even though that part of the outfit is a little dumpy, she could have pulled it off with the right accessories. She got off to a good start with the pearl necklace, but something went wrong with the jacket.

I get it that the structured, big shouldered jackets of the 80s are making their way back into fashion but this doesn’t work well at all. And then there are the shoes. I adore the neon pink peep toe pumps, but with this outfit?

And no matter how bad Sarah Jessica Parker looks, she’s definitely outdone by her husband. The grey suit is simple enough, but a blue bow tie and brown dress shoes? There’s a point where you cross over from quirky to just plain weird. He looks like he’s in costume.

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Nicky has always been the less trashy of the two sisters. While Paris Hilton flaunts lots of skin, Nicky usually chooses to be a little more covered up. At the Prive nightclub at Planet Hollywood, she wore a multicolored dress by Matthew Williamson in a blue and green peacock print. With a simple long-sleeved sheath shape, the mini dress is a cute choice with a retro flavor. She finishes off her look with a pair of blue Christian Louboutin pumps. (It’s easy to spot the signature red sole.)

But it wasn’t the bold dress that was turning heads at the Prive party, it was her hair. Nicky cut her long locks, opting for a short, slick bob. It’s a drastic change but she wears it well.

You can take a cue from Nicky’s look in terms of accessories. When you wear a bold print or flashy fabric, keep your accessories to a minimum. Nicky stuck to a matching envelope clutch (complete with the peacock motif) and very simple jewelry.

What’s your take on Nicky’s new hair?

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Take a look at Tori from earlier this week as her second book, Mommywood, hit stores on Tuesday.

Her green frock is a cute take on spring dresses, and I give her credit for the adorable peep-toe pumps. But come on now, she’s a rail. Maybe she’s not intentionally starving herself and she’s just too busy to eat.

With chasing around her kids (Liam, 2, and Stella, 10 months), filming episodes of CW’s 90210 and her reality show, plus all her other projects, dinner is probably not high on her priority list.

Perhaps Tori just needs a new stylist. More sleeves and less skin might stop some of the rumors. A peasant top and some boyfriend jeans or even a maxi dress might work. Or … just have a sandwich, Tori!

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The leather jacket is a fashion favorite and is still worn with glam by stars such as Tori Spelling and others. But black leather isn’t the only way to make a statement, in fact this spring look for lighter colors in classic neutrals like the striking pantsuit topper worn by Penelope Cruz at the Oscar nominations. Both the leather jacket and a light spring jacket can be worn in a mix and match way with dozens of outfits giving you a stylish edge yet the comfort to take a cold spring chill.

I think the cutest look to come around in a while is the short kimono sleeve jackets that started cropping up last year. The kimono sleeve seems to be a counter reaction to the horrible balloon sleeve and skirt that didn’t look good on anyone. Luckily the kimono sleeve looks great on almost anyone and helps turn a simple pair of skinny jeans and a turtleneck into a stunning winner. I really like this Kenneth Cole jacket with short kimono sleeves. This is a fashion must have in my book.

One jacket style that you probably will see a little too much of this season is the boyfriend jacket. This is not one of my favorite looks, sure it’s cute when you’re dressed for a special occasion and you are freezing in a sleeveless dress and your sweet boyfriend drapes his jacket over your shoulders – and why shouldn’t he, he’s probably wearing a long sleeved shirt after all. But when you buy yourself a long jacket and try to pair it in a mismatch way with an outfit it just smacks of trying too hard.

I’m not really a fan of anything that Lindsay is wearing in this picture. The black faded skinny jeans and simple ballet flats just aren’t flattering at all (well neither is the men’s blazer).

For a cute casual look, a pair of capri pants or blue jeans and an embellished thong sandal or bright flat are ideal. And a simple sweater or colorful top is better than this ensemble.

Oh well, no one is perfect. Since she was shopping, maybe she was buying some new clothes.

Lindsay Lohan is in the news today because her former bodyguard David Kim is suing her for more than $50,000. Kim claims that he was hired for $4,000 a week.

This is the second time the Lohan family has had trouble with hired help recently. Two weeks ago, Lindsay’s mom and manager was ordered to pay $300,000 to another former bodyguard who had lent money to help get Lindsay’s music career started.

A lot of celebs were in attendance, including Gwyneth Paltrow, Lorraine Bracco, Blythe Danner, Christy Turlington, Ed Burns and Katie Lee Joel, among others.

And Rachael Ray was there too, letting it all hang out.

I’ve seen 5-10 pictures of Rachel at the event and in each one, her boob was hanging out. How could she not notice? Of course, she did.

Anyway, her outfit is atrocious. The dress didn’t have to be that bad, but her choice in stockings and shoes ruined it completely. The pearl white hose and silver peep-toe pumps aren’t good at all. Plus the shape of this dress doesn’t flatter her body type.

If she insisted on wearing this dress, she should take up the hem a little bit and pair it with a turqouise strappy high heel sandal.