Wearing a very tight pair of shorts and a matching (and equally tight) white top, Pamela was busting out of her outfit. And though at first glance, you might think, “What is she wearing?” Hey, just remember — it’s a strip club.

The irony of Pamela Anderson attending the opening (along with Audrina Patridge among others) is Pamela’s affiliation with PETA. The actress has posed naked for their anti-fur campaign, “I’d rather go naked…” and has been a very vocal supporter of the animal rights group. But hey, I’m sure steak isn’t the only thing on their menu — she probably had a salad for dinner. You can see Pamela’s 2008 ad for PETA below.

I’ll give it to Pamela, I love her choice in handbags and her shoes! Her Mary Jane pumps feature a pointed toe and hidden platform for a little extra height. Neutral colors in shoes like this are perfect for spring and summertime (but maybe would work better with a dress rather than this ensemble).

At 40-something years old, you’d think Pamela would start to cover up her bod a little bit. But I guess if you’ve got it, flaunt it. Right?

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Carmen Electra and her boyfriend Rob Patterson celebrated her 37th birthday at the Wet Republic pool party at the MGM Grand Resort Casino in Vegas.

And even though, she wore an adorable Boho-inspired blue sundress, Carmen didn’t take off the dress all day. She was hanging out poolside with a group of other bikini-clad ladies but stayed fully dressed. Though it’s not iron clad proof of her pregnancy, it’s definitely unusual. We all know that Carmen isn’t shy about showing off her bod in a bikini. So could she be hiding a baby bump under her loose dress? It seems like the rumors might be true.

Only time will tell if indeed she has a bun in the oven, but at this point Carmen isn’t denying it. Despite her bad dye job, Carmen did look very cute as she turned 37.  She was all ready for summertime in her sunglasses, sundress and sandals. Carmen’s outfit gets a big thumbs up, while Rob Patterson … not so much.

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The Lugz “Nice” shoe commercial answers the age old question, “Do guys peek when they’re at the urinal?” And the answer apparently is. . .YES!

Nike’s hit a homerun with their “Tag” shoe commercial, some how it makes you wish the whole world took the time to play schoolyard games. And I dare you not to laugh at everyone hiding behind the garbage can. Look out for this guy or you might be IT.

This is one of those funny videos you maybe don’t want to pass along to your grandma, unless she has a great sense of humor. I get the punch line, but watch the guy’s facial expressions, I still think there’s a little something off about how much he is enjoying this program.

OUCH! Absolutely hilarious Reebok shoe commercial but really, that had to hurt, especially the guy playing solitaire.

Way to take an old joke and turn it into a great shoe commercial. Just love this commercial, and how did they get the lion to stop? Or did he stop?! (Insert ominous music here).

This Reebok shoe commercial really has almost nothing to do with shoes but it’s by far my favorite of the bunch. What’s not to love about watching a sumo-sized, almost-naked man dancing his heart out?

This commercial by Geox proves that humor is universal no matter what language you speak. And apparently people passing out from the smell of stinky feet is pretty funny everywhere too.

By the way, if you’re feeling inspired by these funny shoe commercials and want to strap on a new pair of shoes and create your own commercial, who knows we may one day feature it in our blog.

I adore her look here. The colorful striped flouncy skirt so feminine and fun. She accessorize well with a pair of pointy black pumps. She’s a big fan of headbands and this one is really cute. The band is accented with tiny crystal bows. Headbands are really trendy right now and Paris has been wearing them for years and years. She has a fresh, flirty look that is prefect for springtime.

Here top looks like it’s hanging a little too low and she could use a strapless bra for a little extra support. But other than that she looks great. Paris was in attendance with her latest beau, baseball player Doug Reinhardt. Rumor has it that two were out shopping for a house this week. They have been together for just a short time but he seems like a much better match than her previous long-term boyfriend, Benji Madden.

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Miley obviously loves her jewelry, but sometimes it’s too much. If you are going to wear a stack of bangles on each arm, don’t add layers of necklaces too. Too much jewelry takes you from trendy to just gaudy.

Then, we have the skirt. Though this is a typical Miley Cyrus-Hannah Montana look, the high-waisted, tiered skirt is short enough that it almost resembles a tutu. Something a little more form fitting (or longer) would look much better. Her almond toe pumps are nice, albeit simple choice. They don’t really match the rest of the look.

Though Miley is still just a teenager herself, many teens and tweens look up to her and mimic her style. I’d love to see her in some more chic dresses instead of her teeny-bopper ensembles as she approaches adulthood. I’ll give it to her that her gowns at the latest awards shows and other major events have been very pretty selections for the most part.

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Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker were among the celebrity arrivals at opening night of the Broadway show, “Mary Stuart.” SJP wore black leggings and a silky black tunic. Even though that part of the outfit is a little dumpy, she could have pulled it off with the right accessories. She got off to a good start with the pearl necklace, but something went wrong with the jacket.

I get it that the structured, big shouldered jackets of the 80s are making their way back into fashion but this doesn’t work well at all. And then there are the shoes. I adore the neon pink peep toe pumps, but with this outfit?

And no matter how bad Sarah Jessica Parker looks, she’s definitely outdone by her husband. The grey suit is simple enough, but a blue bow tie and brown dress shoes? There’s a point where you cross over from quirky to just plain weird. He looks like he’s in costume.

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Nicky has always been the less trashy of the two sisters. While Paris Hilton flaunts lots of skin, Nicky usually chooses to be a little more covered up. At the Prive nightclub at Planet Hollywood, she wore a multicolored dress by Matthew Williamson in a blue and green peacock print. With a simple long-sleeved sheath shape, the mini dress is a cute choice with a retro flavor. She finishes off her look with a pair of blue Christian Louboutin pumps. (It’s easy to spot the signature red sole.)

But it wasn’t the bold dress that was turning heads at the Prive party, it was her hair. Nicky cut her long locks, opting for a short, slick bob. It’s a drastic change but she wears it well.

You can take a cue from Nicky’s look in terms of accessories. When you wear a bold print or flashy fabric, keep your accessories to a minimum. Nicky stuck to a matching envelope clutch (complete with the peacock motif) and very simple jewelry.

What’s your take on Nicky’s new hair?

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Take a look at Tori from earlier this week as her second book, Mommywood, hit stores on Tuesday.

Her green frock is a cute take on spring dresses, and I give her credit for the adorable peep-toe pumps. But come on now, she’s a rail. Maybe she’s not intentionally starving herself and she’s just too busy to eat.

With chasing around her kids (Liam, 2, and Stella, 10 months), filming episodes of CW’s 90210 and her reality show, plus all her other projects, dinner is probably not high on her priority list.

Perhaps Tori just needs a new stylist. More sleeves and less skin might stop some of the rumors. A peasant top and some boyfriend jeans or even a maxi dress might work. Or … just have a sandwich, Tori!

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Which leads us to my reigning favorite women’s shoe style — the peep-toe slingback heel. Always sexy, always classy, always appropriate with dresses, skirts and pants. A lovely, slender 2″ to 3″ heel lengthens the leg, while showing a bit of skin at the toe and the heel
whispers femininity and confidence, furthering the illusion of leg length.

That slender stacked heel is key to the illusion of airy length, though. Hamstringing a peep-toe slingback with a chunky heel, or worse, a wedge ruins the vision of classic femininity. Even this beautiful patent peep-toe wedge shoe just doesn’t dress up and dress down the way it would with a stacked heel at the same height. This shoe is solidly casual by virtue of the wedge heel. It breaks my heart. Sigh.

One thing is certain with a slingback peep-toe, you’d better keep on top of those pedicures. I’m right behind you — grab your oversized envelope clutch and let’s go!

Well, it’s not the first time Paris Hilton looked ridiculous and I promise you it won’t be the last. Hilton and her latest beau, Doug Reinhardt, were spotted on Miami Beach recently and although Paris seemed to be beach ready in a bathing suit she looked ridiculous in a pair of pump heels.

The beach is just not the place to wear pumps, or heels at all. There are so many other fabulous shoe options out there, its hard to imagine she’d pick stiletto pumps for a day at the beach. Although Hilton’s own shoe line is woefully short on low heeled shoes, the Paris Hilton Goddess Sandal would have been a much more appropriate choice than the pumps she strapped on for a stroll down South Beach.

If Paris Hilton was willing to step outside of her personal brand of shoes, the UGG Australia Halendi Sandal would have been a perfect choice, it matches her bumble bee swimsuit, its looks very comfortable, and it’s an appropriate heel for the beach. In fact, this UGG shoe would be perfect to slip off and carry as you stroll down the beach.

On a side note, Doug Reinhart looks particularly beach ready in his Quicksilver board shorts which are perfect for a dip in the water or a walk on the sand. And speaking of perfect for a walk on the sand, Reinhart also is sporting a rather nondescript pair of white flip flops, much like these Ed Hardy Flip Flops, which are just perfect for the sand. Take note of how good Reinhart looks because it’s reported that the night before the couples’ beach stroll featured an altercation at a local club leaving Reinhart with a split lip. Hmmm?